Episode 1
Jack = Matt we have to leave, the car is about to come and their will not wait for us.
Matt = Did you know in the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator. That just makes you think how much we walk.
Jack = Don’t see the point of you bringing that up in this situation.
Matt = When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.
Jack = Are you serious, if we don’t leave right now we will never get to see Miley Cyrus play. WE ARE LATE.
Matt = The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is. Makes you wonder how we manage to still be around here for so long, huh?
Jack = If I answer one of your stupid question can we leave. Miley will start as Hannah Montana in the first half of the concert and I won’t miss that, I bought these tickets on eBay for $1,000 each and will not miss the damn concert.
Matt = On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds Big Mac bun.
Jack= I will kill you and then kill myself but Miley is freaking playing dude, let’s go now.
Matt = Okay we are leaving but before anything, did you know The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used?
